Tuesday, November 15, 2005

10 Reasons Why You should Advertise for MOT

MUST READ first before you comment: This is not a cry for help to ask people to advertise for MOT, neither is this propaganda of any sort. Just another bullshit post by the suckers of this blog, yah this blog sucks and fucks... we are so twitish we are shit and cowards nehs... fcuker hong kan de pring nahs. Err. Nevermind, I don't know why I started. This is just a post created out of boredom by the twit xiiaopriing. Yes, you hate me because I'm a twit. :( *s0bx* Don't flame me, because I will cry. *s0bx againx*

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

So here goes my short and worthless post.

1. M.O.T is great! :D It's like one of the best blogs on the net to read and still not feel like you have wasted your time! You must share this with your friends, to let them be more exposed to the wonders of the Internet! How could they miss such a marvelous website? Muahahaha.

2. M.O.T voices out your thoughts. All that distasteful alternate caps and pose ideas, the list goes on and on and on...

3. M.O.T brightens up your day. We make you smile when you are feeling down on a bad day. In other words, reading M.O.T makes you feel happy, for a while at least. Being an unselfish you, you ought to share your joy and happiness with other people.

4. You'll learn a new language with some words you never managed to decipher. Without M.O.T's Twitionary, how else could you have mastered the twit language?

5. People will love you more. They'll be thankful to you for letting them see something they have been so longing to read!

6. People will look up to you because you have such great taste, because you love to read M.O.T!

7. M.O.T has a gay little pink tagboard that allows readers to become more exposed to the twit world by conversing with the discontented twits that curse and swear at the tagboard.

8. You make new friends who share the same thoughts as you do.

9. Isn't this obvious? Without the readers, there is no M.O.T! *boohoohoo* So remember, you dearies are so important to us. We love you guys and you guys must love us back.

Because Pring's in it. :) Teeheehee.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

One word for myself: Lame. *s0bx*

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Quick Update :D

Just a quick update by Pring since many people have been asking what happened to HVV and I, and why is Camry the only one updating?

My computer is down. HVV is traumatised over the fact that he uncontrollaby developed a like for Cyndi recently, and is trying to get over it as soon as possible. :(

If you have any ideas what polls we could set up, do email your suggestions to our email. :D

Meanwhile, I must go poop. Bye.

ai ni, <3
xiiaopriing. ^^

Sunday, November 06, 2005




A newly discovered sub species of the homosapiens.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
me n lydia (wear my specs so keaiix)

The heartshapes on their faces makes them look oh so loving. If you're Mel and she's Diia, then what the fuck is SaSa? Name of the heart? And FYI, nothing is cute in the picture. Not you, not Diia, and neither is the specs. No. Not SaSa either.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
me= anti christ , chel= anti jerks.

And she goes to church? LAWL?!

*throws a couple of jerks at chel. You have SaSa too.

No name for the red flower? Aww.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
look like sum loanshark..hahas

WAH! a loanshark? God damn, I swear if any loanshark were to look like this, their debtees would pay up instantly. All people who want to borrow money from loansharks, better "watch out!" or she might just appear at your doorsteps, looking all punked, rocked and dangerous. :)

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
even specs can't hold my tears

WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET JESUS, MARY MOTHER, ALLAH, BUDDHA AND TUA PEK KONG?! Is she crying or smiling, it's a black tear by the way. and of course spec can't hold your tears damn it, they're not goggles. BUBU, WHAT HAPPENED TO EUU!?

Okay, enough of the BUBU pictures. let's now look into the life of lil`bubu...

Occupation : trying to stop screwing up

To try and stop screwing up? God, you've already screwed up big time when you signed up for a friendster account already.

Companies : y can't i be a normal teenager??.pte.ltd

You really want to know why? It's because you're a Bubu. Bubus only listen to Slipknot and Good Charlotte, waste money on neoprints so that people like me can feature on MOT.

Hobbies and Interests: watching movies, tv, sleepin, slackking, listening to rock/pop music, cycling, swimming(actually playing in da pool =D)

First things first, you cycle? man who the hell are you kidding here? With your fats bulging out like a tire, I think you can be the next Michellin mascot, Mr Tire Man.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
I pity the bicycle, poor bike ):

Favorite Music: etc etc... chinese=angela(yi shi de mei hao), guo mei mei(lao shu ai da mi), s.h.e(superstar)

are extinct is because they don't really understand their own language. They like what "yuan yuan likes" and can you imagine if yuan yuan loved eating shit?

So people out there, whatever you do, DO NOT and i mean DO NOT, under any circumstances, owe money from Bubus or you might find one standing at your doorstep the next day. And before you all do anything, make sure yuan yuan likes it or else you'll be sorry, also please do not adapt to the Bubu lifestyle because it's worse than circumsising yourself.

It's always wise to heed MOT's advice.

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]